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Stress From Fantasy Football Equivalent To Stress From ‘Not Making My Dreams Come True’, Only Worse Study Finds

Stress From Fantasy Football Equivalent To Stress From ‘Not Making My Dreams Come True’, Only Worse Study Finds

BOSTON- In a recently released study by the Fantasy Sports Examination Institute (FSEI) researchers have found that most men would rather win their leagues than make their wildest dreams come true. Conversely, by not winning their championships the shame and stress resulting... [Read more...]

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Denver’s New Stadium Bums Out Kickers

Denver’s New Stadium Bums Out Kickers

DENVER- After architects at world famous DOK spent years designing the post-modern sculpted ’signal to the world’ stadium at Denver, fans, players, and coaches are saying it’s ridiculous and impractical. The 120,000 square foot stadium has multiple apexes... [Read more...]

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History of the West Coast Offense Nesting Dolls Now Available In Limited Supply

History of the West Coast Offense Nesting Dolls Now Available In Limited Supply

Bill Walsh, Joe Siefert, Mike Shanahan, Mike Holmgren, Jon Gruden, Bill Callahan IRVINE- A company in Southern California has issued a limited release line of Nesting Dolls featuring some of the great coaches of the West Coast Offense. The set is available for $39.99 plus... [Read more...]

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Romo Pilots Emergency Landing To Hometown Cheers

Romo Pilots Emergency Landing To Hometown Cheers

DALLAS- It was a scary few hours up in the air flying from Oklahoma City to Dallas. A plane carrying one hundred twenty nine passengers including Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo started having unindentifiable engine trouble about half way through the flight. When both... [Read more...]

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Man Regrets Tattoo of Ex-Running Back

Man Regrets Tattoo of Ex-Running Back

GAITHERSBURG, MD- A decade ago a Delaware fantasy coach started Skip Hicks of the Washington Redskins, a free agent pick up the week before, and Hicks paid off in spades. Lonnie Avery says that day was really special for his fantasy football team. “I thought I had... [Read more...]

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Fantasy Golf Big With People Who Find Boring Things Interesting

Fantasy Golf Big With People Who Find Boring Things Interesting

MYRTLE BEACH, SC- In a recent survey pollsters have found that Fantasy Golf is becoming very popular with a certain segment of the American population. Surveyors asked a series of questions to people in 20 different American cities including ‘Do you get excited by certain... [Read more...]

Player News

Marshawn Lynch-RB- Bills

Bills running back Marshawn Lynch has announced that he will be attending OTA’s sometime soon, probably within a week.  ”As soon as I get... [More Fantasy...]

May 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment

LeRon McClain-RB- Ravens

LeRon Mcclain’s campaign on Twitter to see more playing time has drawn attention from various camps. Coaches are still laughing at the fact that... [More Fantasy...]

May 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment

LenDale White-RB- Seahawks

Portly Lendale White is the current choice to start at runningback for the Hawks.  With Justin Forsett and Julius Jones in the mix Seattle appears to... [More Fantasy...]

May 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment

Ben Roethlisberger-QB- Steelers

Ben Roethlisberger, after completely a psychological evaluation this week, could return to Steelers practice within a week.  Until then Byron Leftwich... [More Fantasy...]

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Sam Hurd-WR-Cowboys

Sam Hurd reportedly underwent right thumb surgery this week. Hurd was hitchhiking from British Columbia to Dallas when a car full of Steve Slaton fans... [More Fantasy...]

May 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment

Tim Hightower-RB-Cardinals

Tim Hightower has reportedly changed agents from Edward Johnson to Paul Lawrence.  ”I just like the way Paul talks to me, the way he negotiates,... [More Fantasy...]

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Mardy Gilyard-WR-Rams

St. Louis Rams rookie receiver Mardy Gilyard was robbed at gunpoint near the U Cincinnati campus recently. Gilyard was at the university bookstore to buy... [More Fantasy...]

May 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment

Peyton Manning-QB-Colts

Reports have it that Peyton Manning’s new contract will be somewhere in the ‘100 million dollar neighborhood’.  Despite that Manning... [More Fantasy...]

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Daunte Culpepper-QB-Lions

Daunte Culpepper is expected to sign with the UFL’s Sacramento Mountain Lions.  After that he is expected to drink as much beer as his belly ‘can... [More Fantasy...]

May 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment