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Santana Moss: I Am Fantasy Gold You Know It

January 5, 2009 by admin 

WASHINGTON D.C.- Wide receiver of the Washington Redskins, Santana Moss admits that he has really come into his own as a fantasy wide receiver. He told friends over lunch on Thursday that he believes he’ll be the #1 wide receiver this coming year.

“I feel l like fantasy gold,” said Moss, “and I know with the emergence of Jason Campbell I’ll be the first receiver picked in most 09 drafts. Can you feel me baby huh? I am the one to target, not only on the field, but in the fantasy draft in all of y’alls fantasy leagues.”

When word got out to Terrell Owens and Randy Moss that Santana had made these claims each of the two underperforming wide stars chose not to comment.

“Yeah, you see how they’re not disputing my fantasy stardom? That’s because they know what time it is. It’s Santana time,” the Redskins receiver said as he ate chips in his living room. “Yeah, my time has come. Gold is good right now, and Santana is some gold on the rise.”

Antwaan Randle El refused phone calls from reporters.

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