Jay Cutler’s Website Confusing, Disappointing To Fans

DENVER- For fantasy football owners quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Jay Cutler, has been the biggest boom quarterback since Tony Romo came on the scene over a year ago. Cutler alone has transformed a number of teams from average to division leading on his fantastic throwing skills much to fantasy owners glee. But the same reaction isn’t as apparent when avid fans of Cutler try to learn more about him on his website.

“I was really disappointed when I got there,” said one Cutler owner from Cleveland. “He seems so humble in the games, and to see him show off his body so brazenly makes me feel like the guy is just not for real. When I first got to the site I thought, ‘there must be a mistake’, but soon I realized the guy I was so proud to have helming my fantasy team was a real gym nub. What a drag.”

Cutler’s tanned poses by the beach, and greased up body were what worried most of his fans. Some said they had never seen the Denver quarterback in this light, and now that they have, will think twice before drafting him again. Others said they liked the site design, but wish Cutler would
include more football pictures, and stats on his site.

“I don’t care about how many egg whites he eats in a day. I wanna see video of Jay throwing touchdowns. Obviously he has his own agenda. I mean how much vanity is there in one man? He’s let fame get to his head, and now he’s just an inconsequential ape. I thought Jay was a team player, but he’s obviously just into himself.”

Cutler’s spokesperson, when contacted, said the site is very popular, and absolutely nothing will change. He said the addition of Jay’s tanned bodybuilding poses has opened up a poster and mousepad market for him, and allowed him to enter into a number of endorsements which all enhance the Jay Cutler brand. He added that no ‘footballs or anything of the sort’ will grace the pages of jaycutler.com.

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