Turner Runs For Three More Touchdowns Since Monday

ATLANTA- In an astonishing display of athleticism Atlanta Falcons Michael Turner ran for three additional touchdown on Tuesday to add to his meaty four appearances in the endzone last Sunday. With seven touchdowns on the week Turner says he is pleased, but nowhere near satisfied.

“I can do this every week if given the extra days. There are no rules which say you can’t put up some extra rushing td’s during the week,” Turner said.

In fact, there are rules stating just that, most obviously a game clock which expires the play of a game. But Turner didn’t seem phased when told of this discrepancy, and said he would lobby league officials to rightfully earn credit for his three extra runs. He said he has witnesses who saw him get into the endzone on Tuesday. One bystander said when Turner rushed for his third touchdown he glided into the endzone ‘just like no one was even there’. Others present report that no one was there to defend Turner, but that after spiking the ball Michael laughed about how easy it all was.

Currently the NFL is looking into how Turner’s extra touchdowns will be recorded if at all. If the stats are found to be legitimate fantasy football leagues will have to adjust their scores accordingly.

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