Man Enjoys Dorky Fantasy Football Trophies

TOPEKA, KS- Darren Donalee has won his fantasy football championship twice, each time receiving his league’s championship trophy in the mail. He says he couldn’t be more pleased.

“These are the best testaments to all that I’ve been through,” Darren beamed. “The trophies are just beautiful. One is of a highschool quarterback about to throw the ball, and this year I got a running back running with the ball. They are both truly amazing. I couldn’t be more proud with these works of art.”

“Yeah, they represent his team well,” said David Dyersham, “because they look like pieces of shit.”

Darren’s leaguemates feel like they’ve had the last laugh. When league members anticipated Darren winning the championship they immediately put an order in for the weakest designed trophies they could find.

“We wanted them solid enough that Darren would brag about them, so they were kind of expensive,” said commissioner Renaldo Hastings. “But we picked the absolute worst designs. We knew he would be so proud of them, and meanwhile, believe us we’re having the last laugh. His wife Cindy hates them.”

Commissioner Hastings, as cruel as he might seem, said when Darren doesn’t win in future years the league will order trophies from a far superior online merchant, FantasyTrophies. At this company artisans actually handcraft trophies according to several designs, including custom work, and even trophies for losers.

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The crew over at FantasyTrophies makes their designs by hand, and as can be seen in the photo above even the modeling clay used is multi-colored, a technique which most trophy makers shy away from due to its expense and complications.

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Clearly every league needs a permanent trophy. The cost is not cheap at FantasyTrophies, but for a permanent pass around trophy from league champion to league champion it is a vital part of any fantasy football league’s annual ritual.

“If you win two years in a row you simply keep the trophy for a second year,” says Dave Mitri, Founder of FantasyTrophies.

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One of the greatest trophies for every fantasy football league is ‘The Ultimate Loser’.

“Leagues can gift this to a new person every year, passing it around the league, or if the league wants to permanently give it to one fantasy coach they are welcome to do that as well. That person has to be a really terrible fantasy coach in order to do that. But we all know they’re out there!” said Mitri.

Darren Donalee (pictured at top) still thinks his mass produced trophies are great, but that’s because he doesn’t know any better. Increasingly the fantasy sports world is catching on to a distinct way of celebrating the fantasy championship in every league with the outstanding craftsmanship and art of a true fantasy football trophy, made by true fantasy football fans.

Photos Courtesy of FantasyTrophies.com