Fantasy Golf Big With People Who Find Boring Things Interesting

MYRTLE BEACH, SC- In a recent survey pollsters have found that Fantasy Golf is becoming very popular with a certain segment of the American population. Surveyors asked a series of questions to people in 20 different American cities including ‘Do you get excited by certain Hefeweizen beers?’, ‘How much do you like riverboat gambling?’, ‘Do you attend a lot of conventions?’, and ‘Do you like watching grass grow and paint dry?’

The respondents were divided into several categories depending on their responses, and overwhelmingly the Fantasy Golf enthusiasts were also rated ‘people who like really boring things’.

Fantasy Golf has always been known to be popular amongst new immigrants who couldn’t afford to play the real game, but could engage in a distant tangent of an ‘upscale activity’ as part of their American dream. But this recent finding has a whole new set of middle class and affluent Americans playing the game as well, indicating that not only is wanting an upscale lifestyle a motivator, but so is finding the dullest of activities absolutely thrilling.

One man, Tom Smithton, from Raleigh-Durham North Carolina said, “If it wasn’t for Fantasy Golf I’m not sure what I would do. The game is engaging, exciting, and overall - adds a lot of stimulation to my life.” Mr. Smithton, an envelope stuffer, was on his way to a ceramics discussion group at the new Dave and Buster’s when pollsters caught up with him.

Mandy Alstrom who works in Human Resources at a financial services company in Schenectady, New York said outside of enjoying the entire line of Swiffer products, Fantasy Golf has given her a lot to be excited about on a weekly basis.

Other Fantasy Golf lovers in the survey indicated a fascination for youtube videos of cats playing with yarn, domed stadiums, chipotle dressing, rocks, and chain emails with photos and moral lessons which insist that you pass them on for good luck.