Arnaz Battle’s Website Surprises Many Including Arnaz

SAN FRANCISCO- In an address to the media earlier today Arnaz Battle, his press agent, html/css programmer, and webmaster formally announced the launch of Arnaz’s website, arnazbattle.com.

“We had this website up for quite awhile, but no one was really coming to it, so we figured it might be a good idea to give it ’some heat’,” Battle’s agent said. “No one wants this venture to succeed more than Arnaz, and if more people visit it would be really good for Arnaz.”

The site, stunning in its presentation and functionality, is a shrine to Battle. Strong music beats by N.E.R.D. set the tone for the site as you first enter. There is a volume control at the bottom if you want to experience ‘The Full Thunder of Arnaz’. Features include multimedia, stats, bio, and even Arnaz gear.

Battle is hoping that fantasy fans will include him more on their rosters this year.

“Hey look, I had 5 touchdowns and over 600 yards last year. That means I’m in the mix. And in this new Mike Martz offense you’re gonna see a lot more of that action,” Battle said. ” I was so impressed with the site when the guys showed it to me I began to get really excited about my career and talent. 49ers fans will be impressed as well. But even if you’re an Oakland fan or a whatever fan I think everyone can agree to be an Arnaz Battle fan. That’s what this site is all about.”

Fantasy fans are not so impressed with Battle who has never really made it past a fill-in #3 receiver on any fantasy team.  

“That’s okay,” Battle said, “Just go to my site, and buy some gear. The multimedia section of my site includes a couple wallpapers of me, and they are totally free. I give you something you give me something.”

Battle’s webmaster said as the site takes off there will be even more free wallpapers available, and the volume controls will be increased to make the music even louder. His agent Quincy Pandertoff added that there is a possibility of getting some movie deals for Arnaz from the increased exposure.

Pandertoff said, “I see Arnaz in a scene with like a Natalie Portman, or a Juliette Lewis. The man has got skills.”
www.arnazbattle.com