Carmelo Anthony-F-Nuggets

Carmelo Anthony is battling Amare Stoudemire for the second starting spot at forward in All Star Game. Anthony recently complained that his hand injury may have hurt his chances in climbing up the voting ranks. “I had been able to fill out about 100 ballots per day, but now that my hand is cramping it’s tougher to stuff the ballot box,” Anthony admitted.

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J.R. Smith -G- Nuggets

After J.R. Smith threw an elbow at Mavericks Antoine Wright owner Mark Cuban said Smith should be suspended. He was seen yelling on the court during the game. Cuban also complained about his lost millions in the recent economic collapse, and is considering quitting basketball altogether and returning to dot coms. Cuban is additionally casting a new reality show starring himself entitled, “Cuban Does Dallas.”

C.J. Miles - G/F Jazz

C.J. Miles is off the roster today as he continues to nurse an ankle injury. The injury is not his own, but his teammate’s, Ronnie Price. Price says Miles has been nursing his ankle well including the application of hot cream of wheat poultices and toe massages. Miles will be back in the lineup shortly. Price will play.

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FantasyHumor Exec Says U.S. Cash Is Its Best Hope

The rapidly deteriorating finances at FantasyHumor (FH) is forcing the federal government to decide whether to bail out the largest American fantasy football humor site, or let it go bankrupt. FH said it had suspended merger talks with Samkongado.com and WomenAgainst FantasySports, and is focusing on the serious task at hand, developing a cash cushion by getting emergency federal assistance.

Congress has already provided $25 billion in loans to help car companies develop fuel efficient vehicles. FH’s Dr. Vin Dooley said the humor site has significant plans as well.

“We too will try to develop fuel efficient vehicles with the low interest loans the government will provide us,” Dooley said. “If we can get the full $25 billion we’ll also promise to put solar panels on everyone’s house, and feed the world. We can do a lot if given the chance. No fantasy is too big over in these parts.”

Dooley said the government needs to respond to this plea urgently, or FH’s hand might be forced, and the site turned into a Sumo restling message board. In the event that were to happen Dooley said it could confuse people causing mass hysteria.

“The internet could even shut down,” the key figure said.

FantasyHumor is seeking U.S. $10 million to alleviate immediate concerns, and stem the cash flow bleeding of the last year. Insiders say in addition to expanding the website it will become funnier with the extra funds, and yes, there will be better vehicles for America built as well, and maybe even free bumper stickers.

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